It's just a nervous twitch...

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Apparently someone didn't get the memo

Jyllands-Postens revealed today that a French TV Station France-2 has undercover video of the Danish Cartoon Faking Imams threatening to blow up a Moderate Danish Muslim politician and the Ministry!


Ahmed Akkari the lying Imam behind the Danish cartoon riots, and accused child abuser, is currently out of the country at a Islamic gathering in Bahrain on Western attitudes towards Islam.

The poor Muslims just can't help themselves. They have a condition known as Suicide Bomber's Tourettes, a condition where they uncontrollably make threats to blow up anyone who disagrees with them. Instead of getting pissed off at them, it is clear that the only humane response is to send them to get doped up on the finest Amsterdam hash and heroin so that hopefully we can calm their nerves.

This is a genuine disability that affects numbers well into the tens, or even hundreds, of thousands of otherwise decent people in the Islamic world. Do not be prejudiced toward them, it's only words caused by an uncontrollable twitch. There is no reason to be alarmed that they actually mean what they say and are bonafide psychotics. Please, move along. There is nothing to see here or worry about.

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