I have a little theory about the "decency" legislation and the moralist nutjobs that support it. They don't want to admit that many parents are lazy, materialistic wankers who can't be bothered to sit down and get involved with their kids. They can't sacrifice any of that "American Dream" of a big house, a Lexus and Cadillac in the dual garage and great, expensive vacations every year. They're too busy working overtime to "make ends meet," which is a nice way of saying that they're trying to maintain a lifestyle that is upper class by African standards of living at the expense of their kids, to actually learn how to control the media that comes into their homes.

Most parents who really complain, and I mean really complain (like the miserable pukes at the Parent's Television Council) don't want to learn how to use that remote control. They don't want to have to see the hurt look on little Johnny or Susie's face when they assert their parental authority by using that emotion-damaging n world: "no."