If a washed up heart-throb comes out of the closet, does a teenage girl's heart break?
Lance Bass, a singer in the boy band *NSync, has revealed that he is gay and in a relationship with a former star of a U.S. reality television show, People magazine said on Wednesday.
Bass, 27, said he had kept his homosexuality a secret because he did not want to hurt *NSync's popularity and cripple the careers of his bandmates.
In related news, a dog confessed that it had a secret fetish for peeing on fire hydrants. No one could find a teenage or pre-teen girl who actually remembered or cared about *NSync. When asked to comment, one young teenage girl named "Katie" was quoted as saying, "Like... whatever. *NSync is like soooo a few years ago!"
Republican leaders announced that they would open a series of congressional inquiries into the sexuality and messages of all "boy bands" in order to protect the children being potentially exposed to homosexual pseudo-musicians and lip-syncers. As a show of good will, following his open desire for an armistice in the culture war, Pat Buchanan announced that he will be buying all of *NSync's albums.
LOL. Brilliant.
Heh heh.
Boybands are proof Satan is alive and well on Earth.
I don't know I agree with that, abe. This seems a little too petty for Satan. I don't think a single teen girl's heart broke over this...
*NSync had a gay band member?
(gasp)
It can't be!
Next you'll tell me that Reese's Peanut Butter cups have peanut butter in the middle.
I mean that can't be true... :)