I guess it's only a curse depending on your perspective:
Growing numbers of Japanese women are afflicted with an illness that gives them orgasms virtually 24 hours a day. And with suggestions that it could be deadly, the women hardly know whether they're coming or going, according to Shukan Post (11/24).
"If a guy simply taps me on the shoulder, I just swoon. Even when I go to the toilet, my body reacts. I'm a little bit scared of myself," one woman sufferer tells Shukan Post.
Another adds: "When I got on the train one day, I could feel blood gushing toward a certain part of my body and it felt so good I almost let out a moan. It was sheer murder when everybody got pushed into the carriage."
In related news, most of the feminist blogosphere was reported booking flights for Japan. One was reported to have said that she was eager to become a test subject in the fight to further understand this elusive disease. When asked what her motives were, she said that she wanted to bear her sister's suffering after a lifetime of never sacrificing too much for them.
"I'm going to take one for the team," she said. "I want to experience what too many of my sisters have been forced to deal with. If even just one has to go through this, then by Goddess we'll all help our sister out! It's all about solidarity and bringing down the patriarchy!"
When asked what they expected it to be like, none of them had any comment.
Heh heh.
I thought the cause of this was Elvis. Or Brad Pitt. In any case, what a great way to suffer!
Well it would suck for a guy. Then again, we already tend to suffer from something a bit similar when we're just starting out in life don't we?
300 in one day?!? Why doesnt this affect men? More to the point, why doesnt this affect me?
I would have to doubt the 300 number tho... I mean it would be hard to keep track of that many if you werent umm "suffering" from this syndrome. I figure that after about the 50th your mind would simply not be working properly.
Oh God, dude, do you have any idea how painful 300 a day would be for a guy? Your cajones would practically turn jet black from the bruising after about 20-30 of them. After 300, even the biggest "super stud" would welcome castration with a rusty razor blade if no medical cure could be found.
Japan you say?
*checking out flights...*