Dead or Alive

By Mike on August 10, 2007 9:20 AM | 5 Comments

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WANTED FOR THE AWKWARD SLAYING of a FRIENDLY THIRD NIPPLE

$2700

5 Comments

Pablo | August 10, 2007 2:21 PM | Reply | Report

Monsieur Scaramanga?
Thanks for the lovely mental image!

Triton | August 10, 2007 11:00 PM | Reply | Report

I got "Wanted for the evil fondling of a lovely horse".

And my bounty is $2900, which makes me $200 more infamous than you. ;)

Erik | August 11, 2007 8:21 AM | Reply | Report

I am confused... Did you kill a friendly named third nipple? or did you actually commit the heinous crime of killing an actual friendly nipple?

Morris | August 11, 2007 11:57 AM | Reply | Report

"WANTED FOR THE TIRELESS TORTURE of a TACKY PLUMBER"

But, your Honour, he deserved it! You should have seen my bill! LMAO!

MikeT | August 11, 2007 8:10 PM | Reply | Report

It was real, alright. I killed that sucker deader than a three-legged, blind hunting dog in a trailer park tornado.

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