FROM:Jackass Spammer
ADDRESS: Dakar Senegal
West Africa.
ATTN
GREETING!!!
Dearest One,
Good a thing to write you. I have a proposal for you,this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will. Your profile pushed me to send you this mail.
I am Jackass Spammer,21years old My late parents Mr & Mrs George Spammer.My late father was a highly reputable busnness magnet who operated in the capital of Liberia during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously after the war in my country year 12th.Febuary 2005.
Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been by one of the top diamond merchant in our country also who financed rebel to attack the country during the war,However after the death my mother discovered some documents which he use to deposit this subtancial amount with funds fudiciary under my care been the only loving son as his inheritance,then my mother advice me to locate for a trustworthy foreign partner and of good faith to help us secure the release and the transfer of the funds for better investment and now i am seeking asylum in dakar senegal of which with out your help there is nothing i could do due to the United Nation's law which the oppose on asylum seekers.
Therefore,the funds in quetion is US$7.2 million dollars(Seven Million Two Hundred Thousand United states Dollars)please your urgent attention is highly needed to enable us commence towards securing the release of the funds and a change of ownership will remade on your name hence my present statue does not permit me to handle the nature.
I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do,this is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Liberia.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.
Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
1. Can you honestly help me as your child?
2. Can i completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you?
Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Thank you so much as you read this mail comprehensively.
My sincere regards,
Jackass Spammer
Of course you can completely trust me, a perfect stranger. Would I be a perfect stranger, as opposed to a mediocre one, if you could not? $7.2M is a lot of money, and the best way to discretely move it is to make it out to me as a cashier's check, and send it first class mail. A cashier's check is small, discrete and guaranteed to enable me to safely and conveniently move all of the money for you. You can even hide the cashier's check in an inconspicuous object, such as a book or in a picture frame. Best of all, it will give me the maximum flexibility possible to deposit the money into a bank account that I decide is the best choice for us. This way, we won't have to rush because the money will be locked into the check which is made out in my name, and we can take the proper amount of time needed to research where to put the money.
So this one's a Liberian, eh? Usually they're Nigerian. Perhaps they've franchised their con artistry.
I probably don't have to tell you this, but I will anyway: as tempting as it might be to yank that fellow's chain, I wouldn't advise it. Some of those guys can get a little rough.
If you haven't listened to MC Frontalot's "Message #419," then you should. here's a clicky
Believe me, I would never email one of them back.
Heck, that's nothing.
I'm getting 33% of 21 million!!