This just in. Hillary Clinton plans to call a follow up press conference where she will announce evidence that there is a vast, left-wing conspiracy to keep her from winning the primaries. One of her staffers, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said "we have rock-solid evidence that a coalition of bloggers, media outlets, activists and unions are working together to ensure that Barack Obama wins the nomination."
Meanwhile, the vast, right-wing conspiracy's (VRWC) representatives have contacted the new vast, left-wing conspiracy to congratulate them on their success in attacking Clinton. VRWC Chairman Rush Limbaugh, who reportedly goes internally by the name "Darth Glibbious" has, on behalf of the entire organization, gone on record stating that the two conspiracies have sufficient common ground in their hatred of the Clintons that they may start working together in the near future.
Hillary Clinton defeated by a vast, left-wing conspiracy
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What, they're still pushing that same tired line?
Typical of the left - if they don't get their way, then it has to be because there's a conspiracy.
They can't comprehend it might be because people at least have enough sense to see through her.
You do know that this post was satire, right?
Funny.
Best. Post. Title. Ever!
Speaking of Hillary Clinton:
There is bad news about her husband.
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.