An 11 year old hits his mom in the head with a saw, then offers her $5 to not call the cops on him. This is after a track record that includes trying to cut his pregnant sister's belly open with a fork to "give her a C-section" and using hairspray and a lighter to set the family's cat on fire.

Within 10 years, a jury will look back on this news report and probably conclude that, had someone *ahem* "done something," they wouldn't be deliberating over homicide charges with him as the defendant.